Sunday, 24 December 2017

24th December

We've reached the end of another year of festive fun with folks you don't know so it is time to wish you all a happy day tomorrow. 
Here's hoping whatever happens it isn't as terrifying as this. 

Saturday, 23 December 2017

23rd December

Alf's high jinks were all very well to begin with, but 12 toots of the party blower later, Jane's patience was starting to wane. 

Friday, 22 December 2017

22nd December

Maud and Alice got on just fine as long as they didn't talk about politics, music, morality, gardening, flower arranging, the right way to roast a potato or how to raise children. 

Thursday, 21 December 2017

21st December

Everyone agreed that maybe a little more time should be spent on choosing the booking for entertainment at the kids' Christmas party next year. 
'Harrowing' was the review given by one parent.

Wednesday, 20 December 2017

20th December

Abby was hoping that next year would be the year she finally got to move off the kids' table. 
She was so over this shit. 

Tuesday, 19 December 2017

19th December

Since that crack about her curtains, Bettie was full-on blanking Christine. 

Monday, 18 December 2017

18th December

The origins of the Smith's family dance are now, perhaps appropriately, lost in the mists of time.